While writing this I saw a Facebook post about something awful in the Daily Mail and thought to myself “what a coincidence”, but on second thought, nah, what an inevitability. It is a fucking awful rag.
Contortion of statistics.
promotion of mystics,
silencing of ethics,
and demonising critics,
Selling of cosmetics,
by attacking women’s aesthetics.
Dishonesty will always prevail,
when you read the Daily Mail.
Remember when this country was great,
the calling card for rallying hate.
Blame inequalities on the vulnerable,
protect and apologise for the culpable.
There’s always a problem with Asians or Blacks,
the everyday reporting of racist hacks.
Take it to heart,
whiter than a shade of pale,
is still to dark for the Daily Mail.
Playing on the fears
of those living in arrears,
pushing hatred of migrants and queers,
scaremongering the EU with smears,
snapping mourners tears,
and at struggling youth sneers.
Pass Farage another ale,
scraping the barrel with the Daily Mail.
Watch out for this evil pedophile,
maintain the ‘we’re different’ denile.
Take a gawk at looking good Jojo (15),
and our exclusive countdown ’til Hermione turns eighteen.
Tell women what kind of man to love,
and that there’s another body part to be ashamed of.
All part of the toxic tale,
printed every day in the Daily Mail.